My Perfect Man
Give everyone a piece of paper. Get them to write numbers 1 to 13, and alongside each number, tell them to write:
(1) a place,
(2) a colour,
(3) a number between 1 and 15,
(4) a country,
(5) a size (small, medium, large, massive, tiny),
(6) a number between 1 and 50,
(7) a wild animal,
(8) a number between 1 and 20,
(9) a cartoon character,
(10) an insulting name (slag, bitch, slapper),
(11) a vegetable,
(12) a TV show,
(13) an emotion (happy, sad, angry, jealous).
Now read out:
You met your perfect man at (1)
His hair colour would be (2)
His height would be (3) feet tall
He would be from this country (4)
The size of his bum would be (5)
His **** would have to be so many inches long (6)
In bed he would be a (7)
The number of children you would have would be (8)
Your man's name would be (9)
His pet name for you would be (10)
You would spend your lives living in a giant (11)
You would earn your money having sex live on (12)
You would grow old together feeling (13)
You read these out and go around the room getting peoples answers off them.
e.g.. I would meet my perfect man at a sex shop (1), his hair would be green (2), He would be 14 (3) feet tall, he would have to be from Egypt (4), the size of his bum would be extra extra large (5), his dick would have to be 29 (6) inches long, he would be an Ostrich (7) in bed, you would have 15 (8) children, my man would be called Donald Duck (9), his pet name for me would be 'Old tart' (10), we would spend our lives living in a giant potato (11), we would earn our money having sex live on Wheel of Fortune (12) and grow old feeling jealous (13).
Some of the answers will having you nearly wetting yourselves. Good luck.
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