My Perfect Man

This game has been really popular. Good for an Ann Summers party or hen party/bridal shower.

Give everyone a piece of paper. Get them to write numbers 1 to 13, and alongside each number, tell them to write:

(1) a place,
(2) a colour,
(3) a number between 1 and 15,
(4) a country,
(5) a size (small, medium, large, massive, tiny),
(6) a number between 1 and 50,
(7) a wild animal,
(8) a number between 1 and 20,
(9) a cartoon character,
(10) an insulting name (slag, bitch, slapper),
(11) a vegetable,
(12) a TV show,
(13) an emotion (happy, sad, angry, jealous).

Now read out:

You met your perfect man at (1)
His hair colour would be (2)
His height would be (3) feet tall
He would be from this country (4)
The size of his bum would be (5)
His **** would have to be so many inches long (6)
In bed he would be a (7)
The number of children you would have would be (8)
Your man's name would be (9)
His pet name for you would be (10)
You would spend your lives living in a giant (11)
You would earn your money having sex live on (12)
You would grow old together feeling (13)

You read these out and go around the room getting peoples answers off them.

e.g.. I would meet my perfect man at a sex shop (1), his hair would be green (2), He would be 14 (3) feet tall, he would have to be from Egypt (4), the size of his bum would be extra extra large (5), his dick would have to be 29 (6) inches long, he would be an Ostrich (7) in bed, you would have 15 (8) children, my man would be called Donald Duck (9), his pet name for me would be 'Old tart' (10), we would spend our lives living in a giant potato (11), we would earn our money having sex live on Wheel of Fortune (12) and grow old feeling jealous (13).

Some of the answers will having you nearly wetting yourselves. Good luck.

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:) :D ;) :'( :O :/ :( 8| :P :/ <3
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Had such a laugh with this game, you would not believe the comments that were made!!



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ace game :)



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going to try this one at my best mates hen do in april at the meal. To get everyone in the mood to party and to include the grooms family in the fun...... Thanx



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im gonna try this 1 lol



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Lady GaGa

Very funny gonna play that at every sleepover - lol!



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s0oo funny
really good game



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barish

sounds lots of fun......



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This was brilliant, really got the evening going and had us all screeching with laughter. Many thanks. We used it at a hen party and would recommend it to get the evening started.



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lisa

sounds like a good game going to try it at the hen partys i have booked in this week



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Janine

This sounds like a great ice breaker.



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Jess Lucas

Love this game. PERFECT!!!!!



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Moogie Monster Manie Mane

This game is hecka cool. You rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Courtney

love it i was so nervous because im having a party for boys and girls and i want it to get hot so this is going to be great



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so good me and my friends palyed it we luaghed



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vanda

ive played this games when ive done parties
av u any more games



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i played this game at my ann summers party. all the guests thought this was realy funny.
av u got any other games.
cheers



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